Meal Assembly Watch

Nope, this didn’t go where I expected. But hey, this is a great and creepy story for a Friday The 13th. Who doesn’t want a face full of needles with their friends gathered around to watch? Who could turn down the chance to make meals and see someone get turned into a voodoo doll right before their eyes? This is obviously sanitary and Health Dept. approved, right? And I’m sure onlookers and walk-up traffic will just be thrilled to see this going in the middle of preparing food.

If this isn’t the epitome of grasping at straws I don’t know what is. I think we can safely say that meal assembly has gone off the rails and hit rock bottom.

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Can Botox Parties Save the Meal Prep Franchises? (Part 2)

I actually thought we were going in a different direction, one which would explain why Dream Dinners has so many hair brained and mind numbingly foolish ideas.

“I think you really have to keep an open mind,” Kuna said. “I’m pretty much a big skeptic.”

But after years of medication, physical therapy and 30 shots of Botox to her head and neck to deaden the nerves
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I think this finally proves, that yes indeed, those at the corporate office really are brain dead.

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More on Botox:

BLOOMFIELD HILLS, Mich. – Drink Chardonnay, nibble hors d’oeuvres, get needles poked in your face.

While the topic is a heated one, most doctors frown on any procedure not being performed in a completely controlled environment

Other Articles of Interest:

• Fresh vs. Frozen. Are you really saving time?
• It’s all about calling ahead so you can pick it up.
• Dollars & Sense: Make-and-take or grab-and-go
• Is the idea of meal prep dead?
• It’s all about the meal
• Ahead of the holidays
• Once-a-Month Cooking Is a Nursing Mother’s Time- and Money-Saver
• Cooking, Henry Ford-style
• Dining Out Declines
• Clichéd ad campaign slogans

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